Cast

Andrew

Andrew was born in PettaVille May 7th 1996, he’s fifteen years old and legally emancipated from his parents the late Bill “Snooper Dawgy” Thompson, and Joan Thompson. Andrew always hated his father for the effect he had on the women around him, including his mother; who had a good life before his father entered his life when he was 7. His father’s cruelty has slowly drained Andrew of his compassion for the human race, and sees destruction as a good outlet to release the anger he has inside him. He hates Petta [sic] with a passion, mainly because he just loves meat, but also due to the manipulation Petta exercises on the weak minded populace of Pettaville. Andrew is very gullible, which causes problems when it comes to his father’s rivals. Andrew always cared very deeply for his mother; but after the death of his father, she fell into a deeply depressed form of denial. Andrew’s mother seems pre-occupied with the dog, who she claims is “the only man in her life”; while Andrew doesn’t really care about whether or not his mother loves him as much as the dog, he does wish the best for her, and has arranged for somebody to look after her periodically.

Chris

Chris was born December 24th 1989, he’s 21 years old and has PhDs in Physics, Engineering, and English Litterature (which he claims he got on a drunken bet in his sophmore year of university). Chris has been the smart kid in his class with an average of 98 (Gym wasn’t his best class). Having such high grades he graduated from high school at the age of 16, and managed to get his PhD at the age of 20. His first creation is his little robot assistant Botbot which he built after High School just to have a competent assistant. In the now war-driven economy he was forced into advanced weapons development just to make a living. Now with Petta passing a bill in banning any kind of weapon “capable of harming an animal”, Chris must go against his own beliefs and use violence against the corrupt organization so he can keep his job. He always loved his younger sister Britney, but worries she’s not taking life seriously.

Britney

Britney was born July 6th 1990, she’s 20 years old and a high school dropout.
Britney is the younger sister of Chris. She was always in the shadow of her genius brother, always trying to compete for attention. But then she developed breasts, and she found jiggling them was easier than applying herself mentally. She gradually began depending less and less on her brains, and more and more on her charm to the point where she no longer cares to try and develop a working knowledge of the world, and prefers to manipulate men into doing her bidding. Brittney has been teased by Chris incessantly due to her idiotic approach to logic, and often goes behind her back to prevent her from getting into serious danger. When Chris was having a hard time keeping a job he didn’t find ethically reprehensible, he found himself homeless with no place to go. Feeling empathy for her older brother and rival she set their differences aside and attempted to sow shut some of the open wounds their relationship has suffered. Some people, wrongfully, think that Brittney is just a slut, when in reality she’s just lost faith in humanity.